May 2013
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Watchmy bestfriend singing(:
“What do you say when the feelings don’t fit into words?”
– Tammara Webber (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
rupindah:
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
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meatball sandwich horseplay: mattsdebate: when my... →
mattsdebate:
when my friend julian was 13 somehow he got the impression that the phrase “bust a nut” meant the same thing as “going nuts” and to bust a nut was to get really mad at someone and he started using it in that context at every opportunity he could for the next five years, and…
elasticitymudflap:
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
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sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
AMEN
